citateromanesti:

“Nu ştiu unde duce drumul meu, dar merg mai bine când te ţin de mână.”

— Alfred de Musset (via curcubeu-incolor)

carolmunson:

video killed the radio star (rockstar!eddie)

rockstar!eddie and you, his wife that he literally is so horny for all the time are caught up in a sex tape scandal. this is so stupid and dumb and lame and silly but i had a lot of fun writing it. i love how in love he is with his lil’ wife, it makes me wanna DIE. 

inspired by this anon: rockstar!eddie and actress!readers sex tape being leaked and the whole thing is just eddie being a simp for her and giving her praise after praise plus most of the movie is just him eating her out and doing the helicopter with his dick

warnings: 18+, female anatomy mention, oral (f receiving), mention of oral (m receiving), drug use, drinking, consensual filming of sex acts, consensual drunk/high sex between a married couple, mild daddy kink if you squint, mentions of restraints, etc. 

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prettycrier2007:

only thing keeping me going

weirdlandtv:

Blank cassette art: VHS covers of yesteryear.

As a kid, I had a tape with cartoons and music videos: Betty Boop, Wham!, Band Aid, Paul McCartney, Czech claymation. I loved that tape. Then one day my dad had to record a TV show for my mom and—you can guess the rest. He taped over my stuff.

Worse, he had recorded the wrong channel: instead of the TV show my mom had wanted to see, he had taped some Zorro film with German voices. I still remember my shocked disbelief. This episode became known in our household as “The Zorro Incident”.

fishbizkit:

himbocloud:

pokemoncristallo:

putaemo-cional:

pastaisgay:

kirke-euplokamos:

pokemoncristallo:

pokemoncristallo:

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

queercbc:

As someone who grew up on teen dramas I always assumed that at some point one of my friends would accidentally commit a serious crime that I would have to help cover up. Then it would put a strain on all of our relationships until one of us finally came forward and took the blame so that the rest of us could live out our lives and reach our full potential.

Instead we just did low stakes shit like skip class and get high, which we couldn’t even pull off. I was like ten-years-old watching these shows thinking about how I could get away with being an accessory after the fact when I should have been figuring out how not to come home smelling like cheap weed.